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Hmmmm Interesting

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 21:36:41 GMT

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Biscuit_thief!

Biscuit_thief can sleep for three and a half years.
Biscuit_thief can last longer without water than a camel can!
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and biscuit_thief!
More people are killed by biscuit_thief each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
All shrimp are born as biscuit_thief, but gradually mature into females.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at biscuit_thief.
Biscuit_thief can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of biscuit_thief.
Biscuit_thief is 984 feet tall.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that biscuit_thief is near!

Thanks, we REALLY wanted to know that.

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:59:05 GMT

She's bought a whistle into work today.

*peeeeep*

"I put some vic in the the bath last night, right, and was laid there wiffing it, wiffing it, wiffing it, then my ring hole started stinging, I was like, shiiit man.
Next time I go for a crap right, its gunna kill, like."

*peeeep*

Her Again

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 10:42:24 GMT

"Last night, right, the dog was eating something*. So I took it off her, and posted it through her letterbox. Right? She screamed!"

five minutes later TO THE SAME PEOPLE

"I don't think she even noticed it, I waited 'til she got back from the pub, right, I waited 'til she got back from the pub, then I - like - turned all the lights and everything off and everything waiting for the scream but there was nothing, I don't think she even noticed."

*Evidence seems to point to a mouse, but God alone knows. After all, we strongly suspect she hallucinates the mice

That Cow in the Office.

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 13:32:51 GMT

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

S (a fellow colleague) is on the phone talking to a client and next to her on the windowsill is a sound activated singing bird *she* comes in goes up to it claps and off it goes. When it stops she claps again drowning out S for the second time, this time she stays near so it doesn’t even stop. then she just walks out.

HOW FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.