urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:biscuit_thief I am a rural I am a rural 2006-01-17T21:44:05Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:biscuit_thief:2991 2006-01-17T21:36:41Z 2006-01-17T21:44:05Z <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Biscuit_thief&amp;gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Biscuit_thief!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Biscuit_thief can sleep for three and a half years.</li><li>Biscuit_thief can last longer without water than a camel can!</li><li>In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and biscuit_thief!</li><li>More people are killed by biscuit_thief each year than die in aeroplane accidents.</li><li>All shrimp are born as biscuit_thief, but gradually mature into females.</li><li>It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at biscuit_thief.</li><li>Biscuit_thief can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.</li><li>Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of biscuit_thief.</li><li>Biscuit_thief is 984 feet tall.</li><li>Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that biscuit_thief is near!</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:biscuit_thief:823 2004-12-23T11:59:05Z 2004-12-23T12:13:48Z She's bought a whistle into work today.<br /><br /><b>*peeeeep*</b><br /><br /><i>"I put some vic in the the bath last night, right, and was laid there wiffing it, wiffing it, wiffing it, then my ring hole started stinging, I was like, shiiit man.<br />Next time I go for a crap right, its gunna kill, like."</i><br /><br /><b>*peeeep*</b> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:biscuit_thief:676 2004-12-23T10:42:24Z 2004-12-23T11:08:45Z <i>"Last night, right, the dog was eating something*. So I took it off her, and posted it through her letterbox. Right? She screamed!"</i><br /><br />five minutes later TO THE SAME PEOPLE<br /><br /><i>"I don't think she even noticed it, I waited 'til she got back from the pub, right, I waited 'til she got back from the pub, then I - like - turned all the lights and everything off and everything waiting for the scream but there was nothing, I don't think she even noticed."</i><br /><br />*Evidence seems to point to a mouse, but God alone knows. After all, we strongly suspect she hallucinates the mice urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:biscuit_thief:285 2004-12-21T13:32:51Z 2004-12-21T13:47:53Z OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />S (a fellow colleague) is on the phone talking to a client and next to her on the windowsill is a sound activated singing bird *she* comes in goes up to it claps and off it goes. When it stops she claps again drowning out S for the second time, this time she stays near so it doesn’t even stop. then she just walks out.<br /><br />HOW FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.