Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in I am a rural's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
9:35 pm	Hmmmm Interesting Ten Top Trivia Tips about Biscuit_thief! Biscuit_thief can sleep for three and a half years. Biscuit_thief can last longer without water than a camel can! In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and biscuit_thief! More people are killed by biscuit_thief each year than die in aeroplane accidents. All shrimp are born as biscuit_thief, but gradually mature into females. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at biscuit_thief. Biscuit_thief can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of biscuit_thief. Biscuit_thief is 984 feet tall. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that biscuit_thief is near! I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 23rd, 2004
11:47 am	Thanks, we REALLY wanted to know that. She's bought a whistle into work today. *peeeeep* "I put some vic in the the bath last night, right, and was laid there wiffing it, wiffing it, wiffing it, then my ring hole started stinging, I was like, shiiit man. Next time I go for a crap right, its gunna kill, like." *peeeep* (1 Comment |Comment on this)
10:34 am	Her Again "Last night, right, the dog was eating something*. So I took it off her, and posted it through her letterbox. Right? She screamed!" five minutes later TO THE SAME PEOPLE "I don't think she even noticed it, I waited 'til she got back from the pub, right, I waited 'til she got back from the pub, then I - like - turned all the lights and everything off and everything waiting for the scream but there was nothing, I don't think she even noticed." *Evidence seems to point to a mouse, but God alone knows. After all, we strongly suspect she hallucinates the mice (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
1:26 pm	That Cow in the Office. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! S (a fellow colleague) is on the phone talking to a client and next to her on the windowsill is a sound activated singing bird *she* comes in goes up to it claps and off it goes. When it stops she claps again drowning out S for the second time, this time she stays near so it doesn’t even stop. then she just walks out. HOW FUCKING INCONSIDERATE. (3 Comments |Comment on this)